Monday 5 November 2012

The Lyrics of Abney Park



For more then twenty years “Captain” Robert of Abney Park has been creating a world. Each song he’s written is like a tiny window revealing a new detail or character in this lush UNIVERSE. This book is a collection of all the lyrics to all the songs that shape the World of Abney Park. It also contains hundreds of full color illustrations by -

Artists: Juan Pablo Valdecantos Anfuso
Rachel Esmeralda Schwarting
MANDEM
Delucienne Maekerr
Desiree Kern
Miles Graves
Alex Thomas
Myke Amend
Bethalynn Bajema
Phantoms Siren
Model Maker: Matthew Slater
Photographer: Jonathan Happs


Copies are available for purchase in the Abney Park Marketplace.

Friday 5 October 2012

All Hallow's Read


All Hallow's Read by =phantoms-siren on deviantART

It's October! Time for All Hallow's Read! For more information on All Hallow's Read please go to - http://www.allhallowsread.com/

Available as a shirt without the moon text on RedBubble.

Monday 20 August 2012

Nico Murray: Interview With The Author

Nico Murray has just published her first novel and novella, and I was lucky enough to design the cover for the latter. You can meet her at the BinarySoul chainmail booth in the Dealer Hall at Dragon*Con in Atlanta, GA USA over the Labor Day weekend (August 31 - September 3, 2012). In the meantime here's a short interview with details of the books.

Can you tell us a little about yourself?

I live in Toronto, Canada, with my husband, and my strange little dog. When I'm not crafting strange tales, I work as a goldsmith by trade, while finding many ways to indulge in vodka, coffee and cupcakes.

So, what's the deal with this series?

That's a tricky question. I love vampires, and it's an idea that percolated in my head for a long time.

What I wanted, and found wanting in the great heap of vampires in media was a character who was relatively angst free, and perhaps average, not powerful, rich, or angry. Someone who was going to live life on his own terms. Or his unlife, as it might be. I also wanted vampires who accepted blood drinking, and that the mortals in their life were not just food, but a connection to their own humanity. The Council that Sascha answers to is largely hands off save for big matters.

The series will go from Sascha getting his freedom, but getting saddled with a huge responsibility, but also his own research lab, to have a chance to make things right for the people who need it, while protecting his own people and dealing with the risks of modern society when it comes in the front door.I have vague ideas for books beyond 2, and largely it tends to depend on what unfolds in book 2. Turning Night revealed twists to me that I could not have ever planned. Trying to avoid being spoilery here!

Is the novella Bound Lilies different to the main novel Turning Night?
The novellas are planned as a sort of side-story to the novels, a chance to get behind the scenes, or behind closed doors, or into secondary characters stories where they might not fill a novel entirely. The first novella was created out of a bit of joking between Asher and James, and suddenly I felt I was watching these two getting up to a bit of fun. I liked the play between them, and what was a one off short story just rolled out into this interesting little tale.

The novella also presents a kink/bdsm relationship in a different light. I'm not fond of the standard "Dominant Man/Naive Girl" thing, I wanted characters who knew what they were getting into, and delving into what I think is the pull of kink to some degree, the psychological stuff, catharsis, confronting one's boundaries, but done in a respectful, balanced and equitable way between the dominant and submissive. I mean, you can't have one without the other.

I have some ideas for novella 2, but it likely won't be quite so...graphic. I have no shame writing sex scenes, I think the aversion to that, but a general acceptance of all manner of full on violence seems odd to me. I also presented most of the immortals as somewhat fluid in sexual orientation, the joke being "you're warm, you're squishy, you're consenting? good enough." I sort of pictured that after 200 years you'd be pretty much down with whatever happened to stumble in to your arms.

So that's where its at.

Where can we buy the books?
Paper books at Createspace -
Bound Lilies ($10)
Turning Night ($15)

Paper books at Amazon -
Bound Lilies ($10)
Turning Night ($15)

One of the differences between Createspace (an Amazon company) and Amazon is that shipping from Createspace is not a very friendly option for those overseas. The localized Amazon flavour is likely your best bet if you’re quoted high prices for delivery.
eBook exclusively at Amazon’s Kindle shop
Bound Lilies ($3.99)
Turning Night ($5.99)

Where else can we find you online?

I have a tumblr where I post my own pics I take for novel ideas, and random flotsam and jetsam related to the writing at nicovamp.tumblr.com (occasionally NSFW) and my author page at nicomurray.ca.

You can also find the artists who created the Turning Night artwork here- MANDEM Mythpunk Art Noir.

Thursday 21 June 2012

Zombies, Run! Playlists!

I'm a huge fan of Zombies, Run! (see fanart here for proof). It's life changing. I'd never willingly run any where without a reason before I got this game. Ok, so I still don't run a great deal even now, I'm usually at a fast walk, but I am getting better and faster.

Due to chronic pain exercise is not fun for me. Will never been fun for me. It hurts. It will always hurt. This game is great for distracting from the pain, but when it comes to the music I have a dilemma. I have a very strong sense memory when it comes to music, so if I listen to songs I love when exercising I can't listen to them at other times because my brain makes me feel pain. An example would be when I broke my ankle at a Gary Numan show so now I can't listen to his 'Jagged' album any more.

So I ended up putting together these two playlists of stuff I like but don't listen to any more. I swear my musical tastes aren't really stalled in 2005!!

Rock Mix

  • Links 2 3 4 - Rammstein

  • Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

  • Welcome To The Jungle - Guns N Roses

  • Dragula - Rob Zombie

  • Du Hast - Rammstein

  • Edgecrusher - Fear Factory

  • Scum Of The Earth - Rob Zombie

  • Bodies - Drowning Pool

  • Disposable Teens - Marilyn Manson

  • Firesoilslave - Nerve Harvest

  • Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie

  • Dr Who On Holiday - Dean Grey

  • Down With The Sickness - Disturbed

  • Meet The Creeper - Rob Zombie

  • Rock is Dead - Marilyn Manson

  • Wollt Ihr Das Bett In Flammen Sehen - Rammstein

  • No Time To Cry - Cradle of Filth


Goth EBM Mix

  • Dead Enough For Life? - Icon Of Coil

  • Weisses Fleisch - Rammstein

  • Until The End Of The World - Apoptygma Berzerk

  • Hemoglobin - Beborn Beton

  • Tier - Rammstein

  • Call The Ships To Port - Covenant

  • Floorkiller - Icon Of Coil

  • Derezzed - Daft Punk

  • Engel - Rammstein

  • Everything is Poison - Ego Likeness

  • They're Coming To Take Me Away - Neuroticfish

  • Shelter - Icon of Coil

  • Feuer Frei! - Rammstein

  • Dead Stars - Covenant

  • Love Never Dies (Part 1) - Apoptygma Berzerk

  • You Just Died - Icon Of Coil

  • One World One Sky - Covenant

  • Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Eurythmics

Monday 16 April 2012

The Ladykillers vs Chronic Pain

I'm known for my occasional bouts of fannish insanity. Once in a while I'll get it into my head to do something nuts and move heaven&earth to achieve it. I've taken solo trans-Atlantic flights to see a single gig, I've run all over Germany with like minded fans to see every gig in a tour, and I once had to rescued from Edinburgh by the very people I was following. Not all of these plans have ended well, such is the way with fandom. As my health has deteriorated in recent years my ability to do crazy things has been curtailed. The last time I went to a gig alone, I went to a Gary Numan gig with a broken rib and had to be rescued twice due to being near collapse. That calmed me down a lot and I've resisted even looking at the dates for most tours and shows since then. If it's not showing in Sheffield and I can't get someone to go with me, I'm not going to think about. Last week I broke my own rules.

We're big fans of The Thick of It in this house, and as mentioned in my last post they were recently filming the fourth season. As such I thought that Peter Capaldi's run in The Ladykillers had ended. [Some background- The Ladykillers is an adaptation of the Ealing comedy being performed in London, which is 3-4 hours from here by train. Far too far for me to consider normally.] I was good, I didn't intentionally look into it, or google the show or anything. Then a friend on Twitter retweeted that it was actually closing on Saturday and that there were some tickets on sale at a reduced price.







If you're not part of a fandom you might never have felt that creeping grip of "gotta do it, gotta do it" excitement that such news brings, but it's a bit intoxicating and, considering my health, a bit frightening. I decided to go, I was feeling better than I had in a while and it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Then overnight my health crashed and I started to panic. I wanted to go but I couldn't go alone any more. Thankfully a dear friend was willing to join the insanity and less than 24 hours before the matinee show we had tickets and a plan.

Getting to London was the first trial, since it involved a bus and two trains, none of which I cope that well on. Sitting for long periods for me can be worse than standing and going through tunnels is horrible since I can't correct the pressure in my ears. There was the fun of getting from St Pancreas Station to Shaftesbury Avenue. I can't travel by underground any more, they give me flashbacks to 15th June 1996, so we ended up walking/limping the 2 miles from the station to the theatre, including a brief detour caused by the giant gold Freddie Mercury statue on Oxford Street. We arrived 30 minutes before the show started and managed to squeeze through the press of people to our seats. Aisle seats are great on one hand because you can actually stretch your legs out, but less great when you have to keep standing up to let people pass whilst juggling a cane, program and drinks.

On to the show itself. A lot has already been said about this elsewhere online, but the set really was amazing. A long time ago, in another life, I wanted to be a theatre designer, and I think if I'd seen this show then I wouldn't have given up on it. We were sitting too far back to see the upper left corner (which was a bit plot critical) but what we could see was brilliant. You can see pictures of it towards the bottom of this page. It was a rotating set that included the front of the house, the roof at the back, the interior split into three levels and a train tunnel. The front of the house also doubled as the set for the most ingenious car chase I've seen in years. Each time a train passed by furniture in the interior set would move around and the various methods of getting the cast around the set were very clever. The set was practically a member of the cast as it moved, changed and interacted with each in turn, plus there was the ever present 'parrot' in a cage at the front of the set, which stole the scene on several occasions.

In terms of the cast, Peter Capaldi as Professor Marcus was the reason I wanted to go, but the entire ensemble was amazing. Sherlock's Stephen Wight was brilliant as the drug-addled Harry and had some fantastically well timed moments of slapstick comedy. James Fleet was adorable and charming as Major Countney. The big surprise for me was Ben Miller. I've always been a fan of the Armstrong and Miller Show, and I stuck with Primeval because he was so good as James Lester, but his performance as the psychotic Romanian with an irrational fear of little old ladies was spot on. In terms of skill Marcia Warren's portrayal of Mrs Wilberforce was a lesson in itself, maintaining the stooped and shuffling movements of an elderly person whilst managing half of a slapstick routine clearly took a huge amount of work.

One of the major themes of the physical comedy was that Mrs Wilberforce was constantly standing on Professor Marcus' scarf, and we heard some people complaining during interval that some of those moments looked a little bit forced. I've study acting, and the friend that was with me is a drama degree student, and the concentration necessary to hit a mark, get lines right, step on a moving strip of fabric that you CANNOT LOOK AT and not accidentally kill your co-star, is extraordinary. There are going to be occasions when one actor or another has to make an adjustment for the performance to continue to flow and if it's something tied around one actors neck, you have to be a bit careful with it. Seriously, if you're going to complain about tiny things like that in a live show, then go home and watch TV where they can do a hundred takes, that you don't have to see, to get it right.

Peter Capaldi's performance as Professor Marcus was definitely the highlight of the show. It was big, it was bold, it was just this side of camp and it perfectly mixed genuinely creepy with disarmingly charming. Great characterisation and attention to detail, especially when it came to movement and gestures. His accent did slip once or twice (as did Ben Miller's 'Romanian' accent) but since the character is supposed to be a fraud (and Peter Capaldi sounds awesome when he's angry) it wasn't enough to distract from the scene. I was a little concerned by the shots online where Peter's hair was slicked back in a very creepy fashion, but since he has had it cut for the new The Thick of It series, it looked much better. The character's faux horror film entrance was a brilliant sequence that had the audience laughing without a word being spoken, and the final fight between Marcus and Louis (Ben Miller) was a perfect showcase for both actors dramatic skills.

Overall the best non-musical comedy I've seen in a decade, two and a half hours of solid laughter, thrills, spills, robbery and murder. As I mentioned before the show closed on Saturday, but if you ever see a production being staged near you I urge you to go and see it.

After the show we went to the stage door in the hope of getting some autographs. First up we met the lovely James Fleet, who was charming, and got a bit flustered by my silver pen (a hold over from attending years of goth gigs where all merchandising is black). Then Ben Miller came out and was very sweet, also confused by the pen of doom and let us pose for photos with him. Unfortunately I was shaking really badly due to lack of food and pain meds (both of which I had to forgo in order to actually manage to survive the day), that's why I'm blurry but he isn't. I missed Stephen Wight due to being pushed by a really annoying autograph tout (who constantly asked if people 'were cast' and ended up with signatures from a lot of stage hands). After an hour waiting in the cold we had to admit that no one else would be coming out and head home.

One of the major issues with having a chronic condition is the long term effect of your actions. You can tell people that something will hurt or that it'll exhaust you but unless you've lived with it, or with a loved one who has it, the true effects can be hard to explain. We got home 15 hours after we left, having walked four miles across London and back, spent seven hours on trains and buses, stood in the cold for two hours and laughed in an over heated room for two and half hours. In that time I was unable to eat anything substantial (two biscuits) or take any of my pain medication. To paraphrase Robert Downey Junior's Sherlock Holmes - in summary: back spasming; left shoulder, hand & hip dislocated; right hand swollen due to cane use; broken rib bruised by laughing too much. Physical recovery: 6 weeks. Full psychological recovery: 6 months. Ability to function as a human being: neutralised.

Was it worth it? Yes. Would I do it again any time soon? No. But then I said that after the Gary Numan debacle. *shrug*

Sunday 5 February 2012

Snow Day!

Yesterday the UK was braced for snowmageddon, or possibly the snowpocalypse. I think we're all still traumatised by the snow back in November 2010, when it was really deep and the councils had no grit or plan to deal with said snow. I like that the photos on Wikipedia for that winter are from Sheffield, where the panic was worst due to the hills and the heavy snow on the peaks.

So when we were told there was a 100% chance of snow yesterday we did what the British do so well- went to buy bread and milk. I don't really know why we do that, though back in 2010 the supermarker closest to the M1 (which was closed) did run out of both, OMG! I actually bought chocolate milk, cos it's better than plain and anyway, I don't drink tea :p

The first hour was pretty disappointing.


It picked up a bit later, but didn't get much past this by nightfall.



Fortunately we got enough overnight to make everything pretty but light enough that it isn'gt going to cause the complete breakdown of civilisation.



So we went for a walk in the park.









We have a labyrinth in the park. Not sure why. But it's awesome.





And the wisdom at the centre of the labyrinth? The secret you learn once you've face dangers untold and hardships unnumbered?



Classy.

The pond is partially frozen, and our neighbour cat is a foolhardy idiot.







Cute little paws though.

Friday 3 February 2012

Easiest Indian Recipe Ever

I think I've mentioned our households love for all things Madhur Jaffrey. One of the first cookery books we got as a couple was her "Invitation to Indian Cooking", it was originally published in 1976 but our edition is from 2003. It's from that strange era when cookery books weren't full of colour photos and you basically had to guess what your dish was going to turn out like.

Our approach to Indian style cooking has always been to take the original recipe as a guide, often Madhur Jaffrey's recipes aren't spicy enough for our tastes, or the selection of spices too complicated for every day cooking. We only cook Rogan Josh on special occasions when we have time to stick to the recipe, but this is more of an every day dish, so we've simplified it. Takes about 30 minutes, though the longer it simmers the tastier it will become.

Streamlined Kheema (feeds 6)

One large onion, finely chopped
3 cloves garlic
500 grams mince/ground beef or lamb
1/2 tsp chili (or more)
glug of lemon juice
200 grams frozen peas
1 1/2 tsp garam masala
Water

1. fry off the onion and garlic in a small amount of oil (or ghee if you're feeling fancy).
2. Once the onion is translucent add the meat and fry until browned.
3. Add the chili and lemon juice then stir to combine.
4. Add the peas and and garam masala.
5. Stir until the peas are no longer frozen, then add water until the meat is covered.
6. Bring to a simmer and then cover.
7. Cook for 15 minutes to an hour.
8. Serve with your favorite rice dish and a pitta bread or naan.

You can add other vegetables and spices to suit your tastes. Not all store bought garam masala mixes are equal, we've found one we really like, and we're happy to use it in place of making one at home. I'd recommend checking your local Asian supermarket for good brands, it's usually cheaper than buying all the spices individually.

This is a great meal for those who aren't that familiar with Indian flavours as it isn't too strong. It's also super yummy used in place of your usual cottage pie meat mix.

Tuesday 31 January 2012

A Study In Sherlock

[caption id="attachment_158" align="alignright" width="245" caption="Fanart drawn at the request of a friend"][/caption]I'm no stranger to fandoms. In fact my main username "Phantoms Siren" originated during my involvement with my first fandom, or rather phandom, that surrounds The Phantom of the Opera. Which was way way back in the mid 1990s, long before the Gerard Butler movie, back when we were still protesting the case of Antonio Banderas in the lead role.

Anyway, there are some fandoms that take you over sudden like, without warning or reason (Tin Man would be my main example of that), and others take a while to develop. For example, I adored the Eighth Doctor Who but I wasn't bothered about the franchise as whole until midway through Ten's first season, at which point I became a devoted fan of Doctor Who. Somehow this devotion has survived an entire season of Catherine Tate as probably the most obnoxious character in the history of television, though I'm pretty sure that the fanbase it's self is a major reason for that.

Sherlock Holmes is super fashionable at the moment, thanks to the action packed bromance of the Guy Ritchie movie franchise and the more cerebral BBC version featuring The Cumbermountain and DentArthurDent. An awful lot of people seem to be totally polarised by the two productions and I've seen a lot of nastiness aimed at the Ritchie movies that wasn't nearly so bad when the first one came out.

Neither of those versions are my first Sherlock love, which has to be the wonderful Jeremy Brett who started in the role from 1984 to 1994. Sadly I was only 12 when he passed away and I have no real memory of seeing the show during its original run. The detectives I grew up with were the gloriously egotistical Hercule Poirot and the sweetly placid Brother Cadfael. I first discovered the ITV series starring Jeremy Brett via the endless daytime repeats on cable whilst I was at university.



I hadn't really paid any attention to the Holmes story before I saw those shows, I'd always pictured the main character as someone dully Victorian in a silly hat doing things that were rather dull, in black and white. So Brett's drug-fuelled manic depressive Holmes came as a rather wonderful surprise. His characterisation of the mood swings, the sulks and the manic energy was often much more interesting that the solving of the crime itself. And the fact that these were often based on real life experiences made them that much more compelling. The only real problem I ever had with the Granada series was Watson, specifically as played by Edward Hardwicke in the later episodes. He never really struck me as military man and seemed a bit too close to Hastings (Poirot's sidekick) in terms of bumbling incompetence. Then again it might also be his striking similarity to one of my relatives that makes him off putting.

The next time I really paid attention to the Sherlock Holmes universe was the release of the Guy Ritchie film version in 2009. I was always confident that Robert Downey Jr would do an amazing job, for exactly the same reason I loved the Jeremy Brett portrayal, and I was glad that Holmes would be put back into a more realistic age bracket. Remember, At his earliest possible date, Holmes was born in 1854 and Watson married in 1887, he'd only be 33 in the time period covered by the Guy Ritchie movies, and only 27 when Watson moved in (though the age could go as low as 21). In contrast Jeremy Brett was 51 when he first took over the Sherlock Holmes role. I was less sure of Jude Law but I find his frustrated but caring portrayal of Watson to be very charming and believable. The fact that the movie is in the action adventure genre rather than the mystery that most people expect of Holmes seems to be one of the major points of contention. Personally, I think that if they'd had action films back in Doyles days I'm sure he'd have had Holmes get up to even more insanity than he did to begin with, honestly I don't see any reason why Holmes on a bender wouldn't end up in those ridiculous situations, I mean, shooting holes in the walls is canon, as is the coke addiction, so I don't see why everyone insists that the rest doesn't fit.

Game of Shadows was almost as much fun the first movie, though I preferred the completely original story over the rewrite of several existing ones. Moriarty was excellent and their treatment of Reichenbach was clever but blessedly brief, they didn't keep the viewer waiting too long for confirmation of Holmes condition. The only issue (and it isn't really an issue) was Mycroft, a character that I've always rather liked, being played by one of the great human beings of all time, the irreplaceable Stephen Fry. I've always thought Mr Fry was quite dishy (though Hugh Laurie has vastly improved with age) and the role of Mycroft is one that I've always wanted to see him in. But I never thought I'd see... quite that much of him. Seriously that scene is burned onto my neural pathways such that I can't think about the movie without that vision of Mr Fry looming up in the background all the time. I'm almost afraid to buy the DVD in case this phenomenon infiltrates my everyday life, like Mol in Inception.

And then we come to the cause of full blown fandom - the BBC modern version of Sherlock. I've been a fan of Mark Gatiss since the League of Gentlemen days (though not season 3, I've never forgiven them for the death of Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen) and I love his Lucifer Box spy series. My liking of The Grand Moff (Steven Moffat) is less secure, since he's written some amazing and some rubbish Doctor Who scripts, and the quality of the latest series really hasn't been up to scratch. I'm not sure why we completely missed the first broadcast of season one back in 2010, I think I was busy working insane hours, and we tend not to watch the BBC any more so won't have seen the adverts. We got the DVD of the season one over Christmas and pretty much watched it all in one go, this was probably for the best as I hate cliffhangers and would probably have spoilered the whole of season two if I couldn't have watched it straight away.

I have to admit that I have no issues of any kind with the castings in this- I adore Martin Freeman's tiny, stressed out but loved up Watson, Mark Gatiss is brilliantly creepy as Mycroft, Moriarty is fooking terrifying and Una Stubbs is a delight as Mrs Hudson. Whilst Benedict Terriblylongname seems to play his Holmes closer to the autistic spectrum than the traditional drugs element, but he manages to make him fascinating, irritating, cold and yet still emotionally compelling, something that wasn't ever quite as necessary in the other performances. That's especially clear in the portrayal of the Reichenbach situation, where Holmes being forced to say goodbye to Watson face-to-face even reduce the manliest of men to almost-tears. I have never read The Final Case, and I've always seen the film versions of the story secure in the knowledge that Holmes comes out at the other end. Since I've never really cared about Watson the scenario has never really bothered me, beyond seeing how Holmes wiggles his way out of it. But, whilst I think I can easily see how it was done this time around, I'm actually concerned for the characters- Martin Freeman gave us a Watson who is alone and vulnerable and that we just want to hug until it's all alright again. And that's impressive considering that we've know he's alright for over a century.

But as much as I adore the new TV version, I still see no reason to choose one version over any of the others. In some ways the various Sherlock's are like the many regenerations of Doctor Who- they're all different, they're all valid and whilst you can have your favorites they're all one and the same. I'd quite happily watch Brett, RDJ and the Cumbermountain back-to-back because they all add to the experience.

Right now, Sherlock and John (and, for some disturbing reason, Mycroft and Lestrade, I do not know what is going on there) are wandering about in my brain trying to compete with other, longer standing fandoms. I don't know it'll last until the next season in 2013, but I might as well give in and let them wreck up the place, cos I can't see any way to get them to leave.

Monday 30 January 2012

Whoops!

Sorry, missed two weeks of posts! I forgot my password. Again. Chrome is supposed to remember them all for me, but it seems to purge itself ever few months. *sigh*

Anyway, I have a bunch of fabric scraps, from Spoonflower and the like, and I fancy trying my hand at some slightly more complicated quilting than I usually bother with. Most of my quilts have been of the sew-squares-to-other-squares variety, and I don't have enough of these fabrics to do that properly.

I found this quilt-a-long from Crazy Mom Quilts and I thought I'd give it a go but with black instead of white. Most of my fabrics are going to be pretty geeky. I'm going to try to fit as many fandoms as possible into one quilt :D To that aim here is the first panel-


Panel One - Doctor Who & Star Wars



The fabrics used are ELEVEN TRAVELING DOCTORS AND BLUE PHONE BOXES by Green Couch Studios and THAT'S NO MOON by ThirdHalfStudios. I only had a swatch of the Doctors fabric, took a while to workout how to cut it so that the Eighth Doctor (mmmm Paul McGann) was in the big panel.

Not sure I'll be doing a panel a week but I do intend to finish this by the end of the year. Next panel will probably feature a cephalopod or two :D

Tuesday 17 January 2012

R'yleh Sweet R'yleh

I've not being doing all that well with the resolutions have I? In my defence I lost well over a week to a very nasty round of flu. But I'm back now, and I would like to take a moment to talk to you about dead Cthulhu, who lies dreaming in his great house at sunken R'yleh, awaiting the moment when the stars will be right, that he may return and consume the world utterly.

Well, the incredibly talented Picky Miss (whose awesome work I've previously mentioned here) has just completed the most amazing piece of cross stitch for me. Check this out -



Look at the detail! The Elder Sign, the squid, the 'Color Out of Space' themed flowers around the edge! Isn't it just fantastic?! Truly a must have for any devoted cultist, acolyte or H.P. Lovecraft fan.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, go to your local book store, or you're preferred internet book market, and buy this - The Necronomicon. Alternatively, WikiSource has a bunch of his stories for free, here.

Monday 16 January 2012

Monday Make - Tool Belt

I'm not a huge fan of having too much heavy stuff tied around my waist, and a lot of the women's tool belts are basically aprons with extra pockets. Having all your stuff hanging over your knees isn't all that helpful (or safe) if you're working at bench or kneeling down in the garden. So I wanted to make something that would attach to my ordinary belt (between the belt loops on my jeans) and hang down to the side.

So I made these, one set of pockets for general stuff and one pocket for scissors (or similar cutting implements). I had some scraps so I made a loop for a carabina, useful for hanging stuff from.



This gorgeous fabric is from the Retro Spring collection by Renule on SpoonFlower.

I had planned on posting a pattern and how-to with pictures of the second set that I need to make, but sadly I did this to the iron this morning -



So further details will have to wait til I can replace my equipment :*(

Friday 13 January 2012

Cinnamon Chocolate Diet Muffins

I like SparkPeople, it has some good tips and articles, plus being able to record your intake and exercise is really useful.

The one frustrating thing with it is the fact that most of the recipes are written in American. I'm gradually working out how to convert Fahrenheit (or just 'degrees' as it's often listed, burnt a few things making that mistake) to gas mark and cups to real measurements. As ranted about here. but one of the problems thats hard to get past is the random products that seem to exist only in America and that also seem to be really popular with dieting sites in general.

What is the obsession with apple sauce? It's a thing you buy to put with pork, leave in the cupboard and then throw out when it gets manky. Seriously, search on a site like mysupermarket and you'll find three varieties - 'own brand', 'cheap own brand' and Colmans. Considering that sugar is the third ingredient in each case I doubt it would be classed as diet food. It must be one of those things that doesn't export well, like canned pumpkin puree.

I found this recipe for Applesauce Oatmeal Muffins on SparkPeople, but had no real desire to make applesauce from scratch, so I replaced it with Nutella (any Hazelnut Chocolate Spread would do, check your calorie count not all spreads are created equal). I also replaced the two egg whites with one egg as it seemed like a waste of eggs.

The end result is a mildly chocolatey but very satisfying muffin for only 119 calories. And they freeze well so a batch will last a while.

Tuesday 10 January 2012

Workout Playlists For The Pop Challenged

The problem I have with a lot of workout videos/games and most gyms is the music they choose to play. I understand the need to have a good beat and rhythm to keep people motivated but the banal modern pop that they play these days just motivates me to tear my ears off. I've been looking for a good rock/metal playlist for a while. I'd like something I'm familiar with, but not something I really love - due to my pain levels exercise is rarely a happy event and I'd rather not ruin my favorite tracks.

I found a bunch of rock mixes on Spotify, but they're all danced up pop-ish covers of the original songs, usually being sung by a really inappropriate girly girl type - here's an example, I wouldn't try it if you're fainted hearted or you really like good music.

The problem with a lot of the online lists is that they seem to be made by people who think that Nickelback is either music or rock, rather than a crime. It's hard to take anything said after that point seriously.

In the end the best playlist I've found so far is this one - Rock/Metal/Hardcore @ workoutsongs.net. Works well for walking with Endomondo and its good angry music for shape boxing, now I just need to find more of the same.

Shame I'm terrible at remembering song names :p

Saturday 7 January 2012

No Food This Week

As is the way of the universe, you make many new years resolutions and then get hit in the lungs with the flu, thus being forced to break them all.

Can't breathe= can't exercise.

Can't eat= don't wanna cook.

I had planned to do a post about Toad in the Hole, because it's tasty and has a stupid name, which I'm told is to stop other people wanting it. I didn't have the strength and coordination to photograph making it this time though and I can't have sausages very often so I won't be making it again this month, but if you're interested here's a good recipe. It doesn't need the sage leaves, just use fancy sausages (like caramelised onion/tomato/leek sausages) if you want additional flavour.

The only things I've been able to eat this week, other than toast, are these recipes by Madhur Jaffrey. I love her cooking, and I regularly make these two in a big batch to last three or four days, thankfully I made them just before I got sick. We always use a lot of chili and garlic in our house, so the standard version of these recipes are pretty mild by our reckoning. However, that and the fact that they are both light simple dishes would make them perfect for Indian cooking newbies.

Timatar Murghi/Chicken with tomatoes & Masoor Dal/Red lentils.

I will be making these again soon, so I'll try to show you the process then (and the proper ingredients, vegetable oil instead of ghee! As if!)

Thursday 5 January 2012

Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Now take this empty glass. Here it is: peaceful, serene, boring. But if it is destroyed.... Look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people, who will be able to feed their children tonight, so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain of life. You see, father, by causing a little destruction, I am in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business.

Tuesday 3 January 2012

My Top 5 Albums of 2011

I'm not (generally) the sort of person who buys a lot of new music as soon as it comes out. I rarely go out browsing for music in shops and if I come across something online, I usually just get the one track rather than a whole album. In order to actually invest in a whole album I have to be convinced that I'll listen to it until I'm sick of it. Add to that the fact that my tastes are pretty eclectic (and about 25 years out of date) and this list will probably be pretty weird.

Chameleon Circuit - Still Got Legs



I've mentioned this album in my other blog before, and four months later I'm just as obsessed with it. Still Got Legsis the second album by Chameleon Circuit, the Doctor Who themed rock band. I love concept albums and novelty songs, and I'm slightly obsessed with Doctor Who, so this is the perfect album for me. The only problem is choosing a favorite song.... Is it this one (I do love The Mister Master) -







Or maybe it's this -







Unwoman - Uncovered volume 1: 1980-1995



I love Kickstarter, and this is by far my favorite thing that I've been able to support through that site. I've supported a few of Unwoman's projects in the past, but Uncovered combines some of my very favorite things - Covers! Nick Cave! Robotic voice effects! It also has one of the very best covers of Nine Inch Nail's Hurt that I've ever heard-













Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory - Songs To Test By



Speaking of robotic voice effects, I'm a huge fan of the Portal game series. For years the original Portal was the only game on my Mac and I was hugely excited when the second installment came out, it was a fantastic bonus when Value released the entire soundtrack in three albums. It's not that helpful when you're trying to work as it makes you wish you were playing Portal but its huge fun for running about to. And now I'm off to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down.













8in8 - Nighty Night



Until she married Neil Gaiman I wasn't especially familiar with Amanda Fucking Palmer's work. I have a few Dresden Dolls songs on my harddrive but nothing else. Where as I have stack of Neil Gaiman books and graphic novels, some of them signed. I was attracted to this album simply because Neil Gaiman has a dreamy voice but AFP's love song to Nikola Tesla should be a steampunk classic!













Gary Numan - Dead Son Rising



So I said at the beginning that I don't usually buy music as soon as it comes out, Gary Numan is one of the exceptions. Since I first saw him live at Leeds Festival In 2001 I've bought all his releases as soon as they came out. I probably shouldn't say anything else on the subject though, just in case I won't shut up again.













So far for 2012, I'm looking forward to the last of the Ego Likeness compass point EPs and the next TMTWNBBFN album "This May Be The Reason Why The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing Cannot Be Killed By Conventional Weapons" which will be out in March. Awesome.

Monday 2 January 2012





Happy New Year! When Did That Happen?!

Hello 2012! Please lock the door after 2011, we don't want him getting back in! Sorry I’m a teeny bit late in post this, at least it was only a day rather than three weeks like year!

I hope you’ve all had a lovely holiday season and a great new year. And that you’ve recovered from the hangover by now, if not, well done sir but cut back on the boozahol next year!

Inspired by the lovely Margrethe over at One Life Documented, I’ve decided to make some resolutions. I’m terrible at resolutions (didn’t even make any last year) but hopefully putting them in a public place might shame me into sticking with it.

I’m hoping to make at least three posts to this blog each week. Currently my posts are mostly cookery but I’m hoping to restart my book blog and add various craft/gardening/organisation projects well. I've a few projects that I’ve taken photos for over the last year and never gotten around to uploading.

I'm currently planning for my posts to be along the themes of - Monday Makes, Tuesday Tunes, Wordless Wednesday, Thursday Thoughts and Foody Friday. Not all the posts will be in detail, but I'll try to follow the general themes. We'll see how long I actually stick to that though :p

As well as Wordless Wednesday, I’ve also signed up to ShutterCal which is a calendar-based daily photography project, so I’m going to try to post there every day. If you’d like to follow my calendar you can find it HERE. Expect lots of cat pictures.

Another resolution is also to finish at least one old abandoned project every week. That might be art, or a half-knit sock, or the unbuilt garden furniture, but whatever it is I’ll be sharing my progress here, and I’d love it if you guys would share yours too.

Last year I took part in Julia Crossland’s Being Creative project, though I did rather badly at keeping a record of what I was doing. If you’re looking for inspiration or creative prompts, that’s a good place to start.

My last resolution is to spend more time on languages. I have many lovely international friends who speak better English than I do as well as their own language. To quote Korben Dallas – “Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.” To try to make up for the shameful ignorance on my part I’m going to try to spend at least 30 minutes a week on both German and Norwegian (Bokmal), which might not sound like a lot, but I do read both languages regularly throughout the day. If anyone speaks either language and would like to help me embarrass myself, feel free to write in that language and I’ll try to reply. I’d love to learn basic Icelandic too, but I’m struggling to find a suitable course so that might have to wait until next year.

Glückliches Neues Jahr! / Godt Nyttår!