Tuesday 31 January 2012

A Study In Sherlock

[caption id="attachment_158" align="alignright" width="245" caption="Fanart drawn at the request of a friend"][/caption]I'm no stranger to fandoms. In fact my main username "Phantoms Siren" originated during my involvement with my first fandom, or rather phandom, that surrounds The Phantom of the Opera. Which was way way back in the mid 1990s, long before the Gerard Butler movie, back when we were still protesting the case of Antonio Banderas in the lead role.

Anyway, there are some fandoms that take you over sudden like, without warning or reason (Tin Man would be my main example of that), and others take a while to develop. For example, I adored the Eighth Doctor Who but I wasn't bothered about the franchise as whole until midway through Ten's first season, at which point I became a devoted fan of Doctor Who. Somehow this devotion has survived an entire season of Catherine Tate as probably the most obnoxious character in the history of television, though I'm pretty sure that the fanbase it's self is a major reason for that.

Sherlock Holmes is super fashionable at the moment, thanks to the action packed bromance of the Guy Ritchie movie franchise and the more cerebral BBC version featuring The Cumbermountain and DentArthurDent. An awful lot of people seem to be totally polarised by the two productions and I've seen a lot of nastiness aimed at the Ritchie movies that wasn't nearly so bad when the first one came out.

Neither of those versions are my first Sherlock love, which has to be the wonderful Jeremy Brett who started in the role from 1984 to 1994. Sadly I was only 12 when he passed away and I have no real memory of seeing the show during its original run. The detectives I grew up with were the gloriously egotistical Hercule Poirot and the sweetly placid Brother Cadfael. I first discovered the ITV series starring Jeremy Brett via the endless daytime repeats on cable whilst I was at university.



I hadn't really paid any attention to the Holmes story before I saw those shows, I'd always pictured the main character as someone dully Victorian in a silly hat doing things that were rather dull, in black and white. So Brett's drug-fuelled manic depressive Holmes came as a rather wonderful surprise. His characterisation of the mood swings, the sulks and the manic energy was often much more interesting that the solving of the crime itself. And the fact that these were often based on real life experiences made them that much more compelling. The only real problem I ever had with the Granada series was Watson, specifically as played by Edward Hardwicke in the later episodes. He never really struck me as military man and seemed a bit too close to Hastings (Poirot's sidekick) in terms of bumbling incompetence. Then again it might also be his striking similarity to one of my relatives that makes him off putting.

The next time I really paid attention to the Sherlock Holmes universe was the release of the Guy Ritchie film version in 2009. I was always confident that Robert Downey Jr would do an amazing job, for exactly the same reason I loved the Jeremy Brett portrayal, and I was glad that Holmes would be put back into a more realistic age bracket. Remember, At his earliest possible date, Holmes was born in 1854 and Watson married in 1887, he'd only be 33 in the time period covered by the Guy Ritchie movies, and only 27 when Watson moved in (though the age could go as low as 21). In contrast Jeremy Brett was 51 when he first took over the Sherlock Holmes role. I was less sure of Jude Law but I find his frustrated but caring portrayal of Watson to be very charming and believable. The fact that the movie is in the action adventure genre rather than the mystery that most people expect of Holmes seems to be one of the major points of contention. Personally, I think that if they'd had action films back in Doyles days I'm sure he'd have had Holmes get up to even more insanity than he did to begin with, honestly I don't see any reason why Holmes on a bender wouldn't end up in those ridiculous situations, I mean, shooting holes in the walls is canon, as is the coke addiction, so I don't see why everyone insists that the rest doesn't fit.

Game of Shadows was almost as much fun the first movie, though I preferred the completely original story over the rewrite of several existing ones. Moriarty was excellent and their treatment of Reichenbach was clever but blessedly brief, they didn't keep the viewer waiting too long for confirmation of Holmes condition. The only issue (and it isn't really an issue) was Mycroft, a character that I've always rather liked, being played by one of the great human beings of all time, the irreplaceable Stephen Fry. I've always thought Mr Fry was quite dishy (though Hugh Laurie has vastly improved with age) and the role of Mycroft is one that I've always wanted to see him in. But I never thought I'd see... quite that much of him. Seriously that scene is burned onto my neural pathways such that I can't think about the movie without that vision of Mr Fry looming up in the background all the time. I'm almost afraid to buy the DVD in case this phenomenon infiltrates my everyday life, like Mol in Inception.

And then we come to the cause of full blown fandom - the BBC modern version of Sherlock. I've been a fan of Mark Gatiss since the League of Gentlemen days (though not season 3, I've never forgiven them for the death of Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen) and I love his Lucifer Box spy series. My liking of The Grand Moff (Steven Moffat) is less secure, since he's written some amazing and some rubbish Doctor Who scripts, and the quality of the latest series really hasn't been up to scratch. I'm not sure why we completely missed the first broadcast of season one back in 2010, I think I was busy working insane hours, and we tend not to watch the BBC any more so won't have seen the adverts. We got the DVD of the season one over Christmas and pretty much watched it all in one go, this was probably for the best as I hate cliffhangers and would probably have spoilered the whole of season two if I couldn't have watched it straight away.

I have to admit that I have no issues of any kind with the castings in this- I adore Martin Freeman's tiny, stressed out but loved up Watson, Mark Gatiss is brilliantly creepy as Mycroft, Moriarty is fooking terrifying and Una Stubbs is a delight as Mrs Hudson. Whilst Benedict Terriblylongname seems to play his Holmes closer to the autistic spectrum than the traditional drugs element, but he manages to make him fascinating, irritating, cold and yet still emotionally compelling, something that wasn't ever quite as necessary in the other performances. That's especially clear in the portrayal of the Reichenbach situation, where Holmes being forced to say goodbye to Watson face-to-face even reduce the manliest of men to almost-tears. I have never read The Final Case, and I've always seen the film versions of the story secure in the knowledge that Holmes comes out at the other end. Since I've never really cared about Watson the scenario has never really bothered me, beyond seeing how Holmes wiggles his way out of it. But, whilst I think I can easily see how it was done this time around, I'm actually concerned for the characters- Martin Freeman gave us a Watson who is alone and vulnerable and that we just want to hug until it's all alright again. And that's impressive considering that we've know he's alright for over a century.

But as much as I adore the new TV version, I still see no reason to choose one version over any of the others. In some ways the various Sherlock's are like the many regenerations of Doctor Who- they're all different, they're all valid and whilst you can have your favorites they're all one and the same. I'd quite happily watch Brett, RDJ and the Cumbermountain back-to-back because they all add to the experience.

Right now, Sherlock and John (and, for some disturbing reason, Mycroft and Lestrade, I do not know what is going on there) are wandering about in my brain trying to compete with other, longer standing fandoms. I don't know it'll last until the next season in 2013, but I might as well give in and let them wreck up the place, cos I can't see any way to get them to leave.

Monday 30 January 2012

Whoops!

Sorry, missed two weeks of posts! I forgot my password. Again. Chrome is supposed to remember them all for me, but it seems to purge itself ever few months. *sigh*

Anyway, I have a bunch of fabric scraps, from Spoonflower and the like, and I fancy trying my hand at some slightly more complicated quilting than I usually bother with. Most of my quilts have been of the sew-squares-to-other-squares variety, and I don't have enough of these fabrics to do that properly.

I found this quilt-a-long from Crazy Mom Quilts and I thought I'd give it a go but with black instead of white. Most of my fabrics are going to be pretty geeky. I'm going to try to fit as many fandoms as possible into one quilt :D To that aim here is the first panel-


Panel One - Doctor Who & Star Wars



The fabrics used are ELEVEN TRAVELING DOCTORS AND BLUE PHONE BOXES by Green Couch Studios and THAT'S NO MOON by ThirdHalfStudios. I only had a swatch of the Doctors fabric, took a while to workout how to cut it so that the Eighth Doctor (mmmm Paul McGann) was in the big panel.

Not sure I'll be doing a panel a week but I do intend to finish this by the end of the year. Next panel will probably feature a cephalopod or two :D

Tuesday 17 January 2012

R'yleh Sweet R'yleh

I've not being doing all that well with the resolutions have I? In my defence I lost well over a week to a very nasty round of flu. But I'm back now, and I would like to take a moment to talk to you about dead Cthulhu, who lies dreaming in his great house at sunken R'yleh, awaiting the moment when the stars will be right, that he may return and consume the world utterly.

Well, the incredibly talented Picky Miss (whose awesome work I've previously mentioned here) has just completed the most amazing piece of cross stitch for me. Check this out -



Look at the detail! The Elder Sign, the squid, the 'Color Out of Space' themed flowers around the edge! Isn't it just fantastic?! Truly a must have for any devoted cultist, acolyte or H.P. Lovecraft fan.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, go to your local book store, or you're preferred internet book market, and buy this - The Necronomicon. Alternatively, WikiSource has a bunch of his stories for free, here.

Monday 16 January 2012

Monday Make - Tool Belt

I'm not a huge fan of having too much heavy stuff tied around my waist, and a lot of the women's tool belts are basically aprons with extra pockets. Having all your stuff hanging over your knees isn't all that helpful (or safe) if you're working at bench or kneeling down in the garden. So I wanted to make something that would attach to my ordinary belt (between the belt loops on my jeans) and hang down to the side.

So I made these, one set of pockets for general stuff and one pocket for scissors (or similar cutting implements). I had some scraps so I made a loop for a carabina, useful for hanging stuff from.



This gorgeous fabric is from the Retro Spring collection by Renule on SpoonFlower.

I had planned on posting a pattern and how-to with pictures of the second set that I need to make, but sadly I did this to the iron this morning -



So further details will have to wait til I can replace my equipment :*(

Friday 13 January 2012

Cinnamon Chocolate Diet Muffins

I like SparkPeople, it has some good tips and articles, plus being able to record your intake and exercise is really useful.

The one frustrating thing with it is the fact that most of the recipes are written in American. I'm gradually working out how to convert Fahrenheit (or just 'degrees' as it's often listed, burnt a few things making that mistake) to gas mark and cups to real measurements. As ranted about here. but one of the problems thats hard to get past is the random products that seem to exist only in America and that also seem to be really popular with dieting sites in general.

What is the obsession with apple sauce? It's a thing you buy to put with pork, leave in the cupboard and then throw out when it gets manky. Seriously, search on a site like mysupermarket and you'll find three varieties - 'own brand', 'cheap own brand' and Colmans. Considering that sugar is the third ingredient in each case I doubt it would be classed as diet food. It must be one of those things that doesn't export well, like canned pumpkin puree.

I found this recipe for Applesauce Oatmeal Muffins on SparkPeople, but had no real desire to make applesauce from scratch, so I replaced it with Nutella (any Hazelnut Chocolate Spread would do, check your calorie count not all spreads are created equal). I also replaced the two egg whites with one egg as it seemed like a waste of eggs.

The end result is a mildly chocolatey but very satisfying muffin for only 119 calories. And they freeze well so a batch will last a while.

Tuesday 10 January 2012

Workout Playlists For The Pop Challenged

The problem I have with a lot of workout videos/games and most gyms is the music they choose to play. I understand the need to have a good beat and rhythm to keep people motivated but the banal modern pop that they play these days just motivates me to tear my ears off. I've been looking for a good rock/metal playlist for a while. I'd like something I'm familiar with, but not something I really love - due to my pain levels exercise is rarely a happy event and I'd rather not ruin my favorite tracks.

I found a bunch of rock mixes on Spotify, but they're all danced up pop-ish covers of the original songs, usually being sung by a really inappropriate girly girl type - here's an example, I wouldn't try it if you're fainted hearted or you really like good music.

The problem with a lot of the online lists is that they seem to be made by people who think that Nickelback is either music or rock, rather than a crime. It's hard to take anything said after that point seriously.

In the end the best playlist I've found so far is this one - Rock/Metal/Hardcore @ workoutsongs.net. Works well for walking with Endomondo and its good angry music for shape boxing, now I just need to find more of the same.

Shame I'm terrible at remembering song names :p

Saturday 7 January 2012

No Food This Week

As is the way of the universe, you make many new years resolutions and then get hit in the lungs with the flu, thus being forced to break them all.

Can't breathe= can't exercise.

Can't eat= don't wanna cook.

I had planned to do a post about Toad in the Hole, because it's tasty and has a stupid name, which I'm told is to stop other people wanting it. I didn't have the strength and coordination to photograph making it this time though and I can't have sausages very often so I won't be making it again this month, but if you're interested here's a good recipe. It doesn't need the sage leaves, just use fancy sausages (like caramelised onion/tomato/leek sausages) if you want additional flavour.

The only things I've been able to eat this week, other than toast, are these recipes by Madhur Jaffrey. I love her cooking, and I regularly make these two in a big batch to last three or four days, thankfully I made them just before I got sick. We always use a lot of chili and garlic in our house, so the standard version of these recipes are pretty mild by our reckoning. However, that and the fact that they are both light simple dishes would make them perfect for Indian cooking newbies.

Timatar Murghi/Chicken with tomatoes & Masoor Dal/Red lentils.

I will be making these again soon, so I'll try to show you the process then (and the proper ingredients, vegetable oil instead of ghee! As if!)

Thursday 5 January 2012

Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Now take this empty glass. Here it is: peaceful, serene, boring. But if it is destroyed.... Look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people, who will be able to feed their children tonight, so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain of life. You see, father, by causing a little destruction, I am in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business.

Tuesday 3 January 2012

My Top 5 Albums of 2011

I'm not (generally) the sort of person who buys a lot of new music as soon as it comes out. I rarely go out browsing for music in shops and if I come across something online, I usually just get the one track rather than a whole album. In order to actually invest in a whole album I have to be convinced that I'll listen to it until I'm sick of it. Add to that the fact that my tastes are pretty eclectic (and about 25 years out of date) and this list will probably be pretty weird.

Chameleon Circuit - Still Got Legs



I've mentioned this album in my other blog before, and four months later I'm just as obsessed with it. Still Got Legsis the second album by Chameleon Circuit, the Doctor Who themed rock band. I love concept albums and novelty songs, and I'm slightly obsessed with Doctor Who, so this is the perfect album for me. The only problem is choosing a favorite song.... Is it this one (I do love The Mister Master) -







Or maybe it's this -







Unwoman - Uncovered volume 1: 1980-1995



I love Kickstarter, and this is by far my favorite thing that I've been able to support through that site. I've supported a few of Unwoman's projects in the past, but Uncovered combines some of my very favorite things - Covers! Nick Cave! Robotic voice effects! It also has one of the very best covers of Nine Inch Nail's Hurt that I've ever heard-













Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory - Songs To Test By



Speaking of robotic voice effects, I'm a huge fan of the Portal game series. For years the original Portal was the only game on my Mac and I was hugely excited when the second installment came out, it was a fantastic bonus when Value released the entire soundtrack in three albums. It's not that helpful when you're trying to work as it makes you wish you were playing Portal but its huge fun for running about to. And now I'm off to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down.













8in8 - Nighty Night



Until she married Neil Gaiman I wasn't especially familiar with Amanda Fucking Palmer's work. I have a few Dresden Dolls songs on my harddrive but nothing else. Where as I have stack of Neil Gaiman books and graphic novels, some of them signed. I was attracted to this album simply because Neil Gaiman has a dreamy voice but AFP's love song to Nikola Tesla should be a steampunk classic!













Gary Numan - Dead Son Rising



So I said at the beginning that I don't usually buy music as soon as it comes out, Gary Numan is one of the exceptions. Since I first saw him live at Leeds Festival In 2001 I've bought all his releases as soon as they came out. I probably shouldn't say anything else on the subject though, just in case I won't shut up again.













So far for 2012, I'm looking forward to the last of the Ego Likeness compass point EPs and the next TMTWNBBFN album "This May Be The Reason Why The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing Cannot Be Killed By Conventional Weapons" which will be out in March. Awesome.

Monday 2 January 2012





Happy New Year! When Did That Happen?!

Hello 2012! Please lock the door after 2011, we don't want him getting back in! Sorry I’m a teeny bit late in post this, at least it was only a day rather than three weeks like year!

I hope you’ve all had a lovely holiday season and a great new year. And that you’ve recovered from the hangover by now, if not, well done sir but cut back on the boozahol next year!

Inspired by the lovely Margrethe over at One Life Documented, I’ve decided to make some resolutions. I’m terrible at resolutions (didn’t even make any last year) but hopefully putting them in a public place might shame me into sticking with it.

I’m hoping to make at least three posts to this blog each week. Currently my posts are mostly cookery but I’m hoping to restart my book blog and add various craft/gardening/organisation projects well. I've a few projects that I’ve taken photos for over the last year and never gotten around to uploading.

I'm currently planning for my posts to be along the themes of - Monday Makes, Tuesday Tunes, Wordless Wednesday, Thursday Thoughts and Foody Friday. Not all the posts will be in detail, but I'll try to follow the general themes. We'll see how long I actually stick to that though :p

As well as Wordless Wednesday, I’ve also signed up to ShutterCal which is a calendar-based daily photography project, so I’m going to try to post there every day. If you’d like to follow my calendar you can find it HERE. Expect lots of cat pictures.

Another resolution is also to finish at least one old abandoned project every week. That might be art, or a half-knit sock, or the unbuilt garden furniture, but whatever it is I’ll be sharing my progress here, and I’d love it if you guys would share yours too.

Last year I took part in Julia Crossland’s Being Creative project, though I did rather badly at keeping a record of what I was doing. If you’re looking for inspiration or creative prompts, that’s a good place to start.

My last resolution is to spend more time on languages. I have many lovely international friends who speak better English than I do as well as their own language. To quote Korben Dallas – “Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.” To try to make up for the shameful ignorance on my part I’m going to try to spend at least 30 minutes a week on both German and Norwegian (Bokmal), which might not sound like a lot, but I do read both languages regularly throughout the day. If anyone speaks either language and would like to help me embarrass myself, feel free to write in that language and I’ll try to reply. I’d love to learn basic Icelandic too, but I’m struggling to find a suitable course so that might have to wait until next year.

Glückliches Neues Jahr! / Godt Nyttår!